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Thursday, October 22, 2015

2009 vs. 2015

Hello All,

Okay so you know those notes on Facebook where you ask all those random question and you answer them and you think you're pretty cool for doing so? No that was just me. Okay, well I was fooling around on Facebook and decided I would answer these question now but also keep the answer from 2009. Sound good?

Oh yeah this was orignally posted on November 27, 2009 so I would have been a Sophomore in high school. 

1. Promise not to skip or delete any of these questions? 
2009: no
2015: I'll be a good sport and answer all the questions 

2. If you married the last person that texted you what would your last name be? 
2009:my last name but that would be really weird condisder the last person to text me was my dad 
2015: again my last name because the last person I text was Mama J this time.

What's the most important part of a relationship in your opinion? 
2009: trust 
2015: based on friendship

Do you think the person you like is cute? 
2009: yeah 
2015: yeah, pretty much. 😍

What's the first thing that pops into your head when you think of last summer? 
2009: camp 
2015: Work

Are you happy? 
2009: yeah 
2015: I'm happy but stressed and have bittersweet feelings towards graduating.

Are there songs you can't listen to because they remind you of someone? 
2009: at the moment no 
2015: There are songs that make me think of people but they aren't songs that I can't listen to they just bring up so memories.

Know anybody who's a bad kisser? 
2009: no 
2015: No

Would you rather have no heat in winter or no A/C in the summer? 
2009: no ac in the summer cuz i've done that 
2015: no ac in the summer because that's how my house and car have been forever.

Wearing any bracelets? 
2009: not at the moment 
2015: no, not right now but I love wearing them.

Do you believe teenagers can be in love and stay in love? 
2009: yes 
2015: I do but I think its extremely rare and takes a lot of work and most teenagers aren't mature enough yet.

Honestly, have you ever eaten raw cookie dough? 
2009: yes 
2015: Yes I love raw cookie dough.

Are any of your friends taller than you? 
2009: it's not hard to be taller than me 
2015: I'm 5' 3" so yeah there are taller people then my.

How many text messages are currently in your inbox? 
2009: 57 i emptied it recently 
2015: I don't think its possible to see all the messages on the iphone.

Did you copy and paste this survey? 
2009: how else would i get it? 
2015: almost six years later I'm not sure what this question is really asking.

Have you ever dated a football player? 
2009: nope 
2015: nope

Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? 
2009: yes the blanket around me is pink and so is a piece of paper on my floor 
2015: most likely, that's my favorite color.

Where do you wish you were right now? 
2009: anywhere but here 
2015: First off I wonder where here was. But right now I wish I was traveling the world.

How late did you stay up last night and why? 
2009: 10:05 cuz i was tired 
2015: 9 PM because I woke up at 4 AM this morning

If your boyfriend or girlfriend cheated on you, would you take them back? 
2009: idk i don't have boyfriend so i would have to say i will cross that bridge if i evdre get to it 
2015: I don't think I could ever take a cheater back

Are you planning on having a kid? 
2009: on day 
2015: Like what I'm guessing I was trying to say 6 year ago, yes one day I plan on having a kid.

Do you consider yourself a study freak? 
2009: not at all 
2015:  I'm trying to make dean's list this year so I'm trying to be.

Is there someone you liked so much and nothing ever happened? 
2009: yes 
2015: Is there anyone who hasn't gone through this?

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating? 
2009: probs 
2015: Yeah because if I wasn't happy I'd just leave.

Could you go the rest of your life without smoking weed? 
2009: i don't plan to smoke weed 
2015: Still haven't smoke weed.

If you woke up in one of the Saw movies, do you think you could survive? 
2009: no 
2015: I have never seen any so I really don't know, but I'm going to have to say no.

If someone liked you, would you want them to tell you? 
2009: yes 
2015: Only if it was someone who I had feelings back for.

Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it? 
2009: one day maybe cuz you want it for a reason and everything happens for a reason 
2015: Yes, because I think if you truly want something you would really work for it.

Is there anyone who doesn't like you? 
2009: probs 
2015: Definitely, but that's okay, not everyone is supposed to love me.

Ready for kids? 
2009: not at all i'm only fifteen 
2015: I think I still have at least 5 years until I want kids.

What's one thing you do when you're mad? 
2009: depneds 
2015: Normally call Mama J and rant or rant to a friend.

Ever been called a bitch? 
2009: who hasn't 
2015: Yeah

How many kids do you want? 
2009: 3 or 5 i guess idk it's in the far future why are there so many questions about kids in this note? 
2015: I still want 3 or 5 but I'm leaning closer to 3

Who was the last person to make you smile? 
2009: either jamie or mom whoever made me laugh last 
2015: 2009 version about myself

When's the next time you'll see your closest friend? 
2009: idk 
2015: I have a lot of close friends so it depends on who it is.

Who is your favorite person to have long conversations with? 
2009: depends 
2015: Megan and Mandi

Is anyone over protective over you? 
2009: maybe 
2015: My mom.

Will you be in a relationship next month? 
2009: idk i can't see the future 
2015: Probably not.

Do you trust all of your friends? 
2009: no 
2015: I trust my close ones

Are you any good at math? 
2009: yes 
2015: I don't know what changed but now I'm horrible

Do you have a reason to smile right now? 
2009: not at the moment 
2015: I'm laughing with my roommates about how immature we were when we were younger

What was the first thing you thought this morning? 
2009: what am i listening to?????????? 
2015: Must get up for work.

What are you currently listening to? 
2009: Family Stones 
2015: My roommate talking

Where is your phone? 
2009: on my leg 
2015: In my back pocket

Last time you felt bad about something? 
2009: today 
2015: I don't know

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? 
2009: maybe 
2015:

Do you miss your past? 
2009: at times 
2015: Nah, I'm pretty happy now.

Do you ever think "what if"? 
2009: who doesn't 
2015: Sometimes

Are you happy with the way things are going? 
2009: yes 
2015: Things are going pretty damn well now

Would you ever get a tattoo? 
2009: maybe one day 
2015: I really want ones but I'm too scared

Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? 
2009: no 
2015: What kind of talking. Like pre-dating talking or just having conversation.

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? 
2009: my mom 
2015: My mom

Do you think you'll be married in 10 years? 
2009: maybe i can't see the future 
2015: I'd hope so

Would you go in public looking like you do right now? 
2009: if i had probs not though 
2015: Yeah, I go out like this all the time.

Have you ever made someone so mad that they broke something? 
2009: yes 
2015: yes, apparently

This time last year, what was your love life like? 
 2009: singe 
2015: I was single

Can you recall the last time you sincerely liked someone? 
2009: yes 
2015: yes

What are your LEGAL initials? 
EKJ 

Is there someone who you can spend every minute with and be happy? 
2009: yes 
2015: Sometimes I just need a break

What were you doing 30 minutes ago? 
2009: drawing 
2015: Working on this

Is it possible to be single and happy? 
2009:yes 
2015: Be single and happy until you meet someone who makes you no longer want to be single.

Are you trying to avoid liking somebody at the moment? 
2009: kinda 
2015: No

Do you miss anyone? 
2009: no 
2015: no

Do you trust people? 
2009: a few 
2015: a few

Is your life anything like it was 2 years ago? 
2009: no 
2015: Everything has changed

Pizza rolls or bagel bites? 
2009: either 
2015: pizza rolls

Does anyone have feelings for you? 
2009: idk
2015: maybe 

Have you ever told anyone you loved them and meant it? 
2009: my parents 
2015: my parents and Mandi and Tori

What is one thing you miss about your past? 
2009: idk 
2015:  Not thinking about how soon graduation

Do you miss anyone? 
2009: why yes i do...do you?
2015: kind of 

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Beach Afternoon With Tori!

Hello All,

Earlier this week I went to the beach with one of my besties Tori! We were only there for a couple hours but it was so much fun and I vlogged the whole thing!

Anyways I started the day off by babysitting for a family friend. When I came home Tori and I met up and drove the hour to the beach. When we got there most people were heading home and leaving for the day. We found a pretty prime place and set up camp for our couple hours there. 

Soon, we notice this group of people, it was somebody's birthday and they were slightly drunk. While sunbathing Tori and I listen to their conversation and the were very entertaining! When we got to hot we  went down to the water to cool down. While down there we asked the group if they'll take a picture of us and soon all of their friends were photobombing, which brought about a lot funny pictures. 

On our way out we told them how entertaining they all had been and that they had made our day. They seemed happy by it. 

We had to hurry home because Tori had to get to work but we did stop at Starbucks and got some drinks and cakepops (YUM!) Going to the beach with Tori was so much and I'm so glad that I got to go with her. When we got home I had to run back to the people who I baby sat because I took there spare key with me. Ooops! 

Now enjoy the pictures!

LtoR: Tori & I
LtoR: Me and Tori
First photobomber
Our new besties!
LtoR: Tori, me, & our new besties
This one is my favorite!
Love this one too! Strangers are AWESOME as long as your safe!
Merping in the car

My hair was on point after I took at my braid
Awesome day! Also be sure to check out the vlog from today!


Monday, November 25, 2013

The Perfect Man

Hello All,

You know those girls in chick flicks who have their "list" of qualities that they want their perfect man to have? And in the movie the man they normally end up falling for has none of the qualities because that would make for a extremely boring movie right? 

Today my friend, Lauren and I were talking about life and everything. The topic the of boys came up, are you surprised? You shouldn't be, girls like to talk about boys. LOL. Anyways that conversion got me thinking if I could find the perfect guy right now who would he be. 

It would be a guy who takes school seriously.
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 Has a strong sense of family
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He has to love dogs.
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As much as I'm not a sports girl, I love guys who love sports.
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He has to have some idea of where he wants to be in the future.
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I want him to say sweet things to me, but only if he really means them.
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I want hims to be funny (that is actually a 100% must, if he can't make me laugh, he's not worth it).
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He has to be comfortable in his one skin.
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A little bit of a smart ass too, I don't know why I think smart asses are funny.
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I want him to want to be with me
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But he needs to have good friends that he wants to be with his friends too.
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Actually just screw the perfect guy and give me Dylan O'Brien! He can be my perfect man!
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Happy Man Crush Monday! Featuring mine!
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Who is your Man Crush Monday? Are you a total fan girl over him? Let me know in the comments below.

P.S.-If you don't know about Dylan O'Brien and Tyler Posey's bromance you have to check out this video because its the best bromance I've ever seen.

P.S.S.- Make sure you check out Paige's Giveaway.
The Sticky Note Addict

Friday, October 25, 2013

Why I Will Never Meet My Prince Charming at Work

Hello All,

I was so excited about this post because I was going through some writer's block the past few days and then I was at work yesterday sweeping by the window and I felt like I was in a movie and that the leading male would walk by the store and probably not notice me but then one day he would see me and I'd have a told Cinderella transformation montage and he'd see me and we would fall madly in love. LOL. 

Anyways, I started thinking and realized that because of where I work I will probably never meet my Prince charming at work for this reason.

1. I have to wear a hat everyday so nobody will see my lushes beautiful hair.

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I always, always have custard on my shirt.

If I started to talk to an attractive guy the whole kitchen would know and be watching.
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When I flirt like this...
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Oh wait that's why I'm single in general.

So, that's why I will never meet my Prince Charming at work. 

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Embrace the Rain

Hello All,

I'm sorry I'm so behind in my blogging and I'm still trying to get out post about things that happened over a month ago but I'm trying. 

Anyways about a month ago New England was suffering a major heatwave and everyone was miserable. It was the kind of heat where you sweat buckets just from sitting on your butt watching TV. But one day all day it looked like it was going to rain and everyone knew that when it started to rain it would break the heat.

At around 9:30-10 o'clock one night Hannah (my roommate), Mandi (Our best friend) and I were hanging out in the rain. We could tell the storm was getting closer and we were beyond excited. Hannah came up with the idea to go outside and play/dance in the rain when it finally started to rain. 

Before we knew it, it was rain. We ran outside and just started dancing and screaming. We joined by multiple other people who live in our building. Every time people would walk by we tell them to embrace the rain because it was finally going to cool down. 

Since Hannah has a water proof phone case she took some picture and videos.

Hannah's Selfie out in the rain
LtoR: Mandi, Me and Hannah
Mandi after we came inside
Hannah also took some video clips that I edited into a vlog that I put on youtube so check it out to see what fools we looked like dancing in the rain.


What is the craziest thing you've ever done in the rain? Let me know in the comments below.

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Blogtember: A Review - Day 16

Hello All,

Today's blogtember is perfect because it kills 2 birds with 1 stone! The topic for today is to review something and I'm going to review two shows that came to my campus. Both of these reviews were posts I was planning on doing these post anyways so why not do it during Blogtember.

The first show that came to campus was a comdian who is featured on Chelsea Lately named Thomas Dale.

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He was absolutely hilarious. The whole audience was laughing through is whole set and I was beyond disappoint when his set ended. 

My favorite part of the show was that it was so interactive. One of the his bits he did was talk to the Frat that was in the audience, Beta Mu Sigmas (in my opinion: the best looking frat on campus). He would joke around with them and flirt with them (he was very openly gay) and the guys luckily played alone making it very enjoyable. 

At the end of the show he gave us his twitter. So, I decide to tweet at him.


And he tweeted back at me I was so excited about it! I love when people tweet you back, its just a good feeling!


In all honesty if you see Thomas dale coming to a club, a college or anywhere near you run and grab your tickets. Run don't walk to those tickets because he is beyond worth it!

The other show I went to this week was the Hungry Hunger Games, a parody of the Hunger Games. I believe they are touring colleges.

Basically they took the story line of The Hunger Games and made fun of it. I was a little apprehensive about it because I haven't seen the movies or read the books.

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I know, its shocking but I never got into the series. I just wanted to get out on Friday night.

And It ended up being totally worth because it was hilarious. There were things that went of my head probably because they were part of the series. But their were parts that referenced pop culture and those were funny. They also had funny things that everyone could relate to.

I think if I had to recommend it I would probably say it would be more enjoyable for someone who has seen the movies or the read the books.

Have you seen either of these performances? If you did what did you think of them? Let me know in the comments below.


Sunday, July 21, 2013

Adventures In Dog sitting By Kizzy

Hello All, 

As some of you may know I've been dog sitting for the past few weeks. I'm about half way through my dog sitting days and I thought I'd do a fun, unique post from the dog, I'm dog sitting's point of view. I hope you enjoy this post. 

Hello,
My name is Kizzy, I'm staying at this house we the girl who runs this blog and another lady. They seem really nice, especially the girl. She takes care of me the most. She feeds me in the morning and at night. She takes me out during the day and for our night-night walks. 
Every afternoon when the girl is done with her chores we have what we call our snuggle session. I'm not sure what it means except she turns on the color box with moving pictures and lays next to me on the couch. I like it because I get lots of attention and kisses and pets.
Me getting the pets 
Being loved it exhausting, I normally take naps during our snuggle session,  the girl doesn't mind because she plays on her phone
I love the couch, its my favorite place to be. It makes the lady laugh because my Mommy brought a blanket to their house and the lady put it on chair. But nope I LOVE the couch not the chair. What can I say, I love to snuggle. 
Me on my couch!
That lady comes home when its getting close to bed time. She likes to lay on the couch too. I don't like her as much as I like the girl but I lay on the couch. The lady says that my heart rate gets faster when she sits on the couch with me. I don't know why.  

I've learned some new tricks while living here, I hope I can remember them when I go home. I learn when the girl tells me to get in my 'house' it means that I have to get in the little room (Translation: Her crate) where my bed is. I only have to be in their at night and when nobody is home. Sometimes I go in there when I need quiet time. 
I also have learned some routines. I know when the girl comes upstairs in the morning it means its time to go outside. Or when I see the string with the big handle it means that it time to go outside again. I know when we come inside from outside when its dark it means that its time to go in my house because its bedtime. 
The girl says I'm smart and that she loves me.
The Girl and me, its my first selfie
 I'm going to miss her when I go home, but I still have a couple weeks so I'm going to enjoy it. 

I hope you enjoyed the letter from Kizzy. 

Saturday, July 13, 2013

The Different Type of Car

Hello All,

Mama J bought a new car yesterday! I'll be getting her old car when I save some money for gas and other car expenses.  I went shopping with Mama J and I realized I know very little about cars. Mama J would be like "I really watch and hatchback instead of sedan." But I had no clue what she was talking about. I'm so bad that when someone asks me what kind of car my parent drives my answer is the color that the car is. 

I felt the need to write today but couldn't think of a great topic so I decide that I would write a post to you guys about my definition of different types of vehicles.

First is the car...
A four door vehicles and a flat trunk. 

Truck:
It has bed for a trunk. 

A Van:
A big trunk and the side door slides.

A SUV
A combination of car and van. 

A Jeep (A.K.A my dream car)
So, beautiful :'). Yup, I love jeeps! Well I like Wranglers but there is also the Cherokee. 


As you can see I know very little about cars, I give them their general name, instead of their more specific name. I know their are some that are missing but those are the big ones. I'm very happy my not knowing the different types of cars, hopefully when I actually have to go buy my own car I will know someone who will be able to help me. 

In other news today I bough tickets to go see Hunter Hayes in September at fair. I'll be going with my roommate and I'm so excited because I'm just in love with Hunter Hayes. 

Okay well that's it for today. 

XOXO,
Em. 

Thursday, July 4, 2013

Throwback Thursday...4th of July

Hello All, 

Happy 4th of July! I hope everyone is having a great day!

Its time for another throwback Thursday, I'm sorry I missed last weeks I had horrible writers block I spend so much time trying to get words on the screen but none of them seemed to work. But I'm back and ready to  link up with Bonnie from The Life of Bon again this week and talk about 4th of July!


The 4th of July has never been a huge deal in my family, we've never really had a BBQ or set off fireworks. Some years we would be at my Grandma's summer house and we watch the town fireworks from her dock. But that wasn't a yearly tradition. 

For a good 6-7 years I did have tradition that I enjoyed a lot. I use to go to an over night camp and the girl's session always fell on week of 4th of July. Every year they would get all the campers together and we would walk about a mile and half into town to watch the town's parade, the way we would sing camp songs and have a great time. When we returned we swim, eat lunch, have our rest hour (a daily hour of rest in our cabin, you could sleep, read, write letter, listen to music, etc..) after rest hour we sit and watch the boat parade and then have a free swim. That night for our evening activity we would have staff run carnival where they would set up games like a bean bag toss or egg on spoon races. Then we would end the evening with patriotic songs watch the town fireworks. It was a cute little tradition and it was a nice break from the day to day events of camp. 

I don't have any pictures of me for this post but here are some pictures from my camp website of the camp. 



Last year I was home for the fourth of July. Mama J and I were just hanging out in the living room when I got a phone call from my neighbor and best friend Tori telling me that we could see fireworks from the top of our hill. I went outside and joined her mother and her started to watch them. After the show end we went to sit on the hill a little further up and spend time catching up. And when I say time we were probably outside for a good hour to an hour and half talking. When all the sudden it start to rain and we ran back to our houses laughing the whole time as the rain got more and more hard. That is actually probably one of my favorite memories of the two of us because it wasn't rain to hard but we rain like we were in the middle of a huge storm. 

Those are my two real Fourth of July memories. And both are pretty good. What are some of your favorite fourth of July memories?

XOXO,
Em.